SO LET IT BE WRITTEN...SO LET IT BE DONE...
FOR YEARS CHICAGO HAS BEEN LOOTED, RAPED AND PILLAGED BY THE INVADERS FROM THE WEST KNOWN AS
THE FREAKSHOW...THEY HAVE STEPPED ON OUR SOIL AND DEFECATED ALL OVER IT...THEY HAVE TORMENTED OUR YOUTH AND HAD THEIR WAY WITH OUR WOMEN...LED BY THEIR BOORISH TYRANT
BOOGIEMAN, THESE ALIEN INTRUDERS WILL FOREVER BE IN CHICAGO'S NIGHTMARES...
BUT OUR HOMETOWN SOLDIERS HAVE PUT UP VALIANT EFFORTS TO SUBDUE THESE MONSTERS...
GROUND SYNDROME GAVE IT THEIR ALL AND
OUTLAWS LEFT THEIR BLOOD ON THE BATTLEFIELD: ALL WORTHWHILE OPPONENTS, BUT NEVER VICTORIOUS: ALL A WHILE CHICAGO'S LONGTIME KING WATCHED AND SEETHED.
THE KING COULD NO LONGER SIT WATCH AS HIS KINGDOM WAS GETTING VIOLATED...SO HE DROPPED HIS EXHIBITION AND JUDGE STATUS...AND PUT HIS CROWN ON, RAISED HIS SWORD AND BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL...SET OUT TO DEFEND HIS EMPIRE: THAT TITLE AND DESCRIPTION BELONGS TO THE ONE AND ONLY...
WAKATHE FINAL FOUR:
AFTER A LIST OF 32 PLUS KREWS RAVAGED THE FLOOR FOR HOURS, THERE WERE ONLY FOUR CREWS LEFT:
THE FREAKSHOW, ENI-YNOT, FORMER FREEKS AND THE BRICKHEADZ.1. THE SEMI-FINAL BETWEEN
ENI-YNOT(JOLEE, YNOT AND A PREPPY JOLEE) VS.
FORMER FREAKS WAS ONE OF THOSE WHO CRASHES THE LEAST BATTLES. THE DEGREE OF DIFFICULTY FOR EACH ROUND WAS SEVERE...THE FORMER FREAKS FEATURED THIS PSYCHOTIC LOOKING EMO KID THAT HAD 60 SECOND ROUNDS. ENI-YNOT FEATURED THAT YNOT CHARACTER THAT WAS LIKE A CROSS BETWEEN A LINEBACKER AND A FIGURESKATER. DECISION ENI-YNOT
2. THE SEMI-FINAL BETWEEN
FREEKSHOW AND
BRICKHEADZ WAS THE MOST ANTICIPATED BATTLE OF THE EVENING. THE FREEKSHOW FEATURED
BOOGIEMAN, RAW SKELETON AND GIOVANNI. THE BRICKS FEATURED
MAJIC, EVOL AND WAKA. THIS WAS A HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH-UP...ROUTINES FOR DAYZ....THREADS A PON THREADS, SPINS OVER SPINS, EVEN THE CRASHES WERE DOPE...BUT NOT WITHOUT CONTROVERSY... THE RULES STIPULATED 3 ROUNDS EACH KREW... BUT WITH ALL THESE MULTI-LEVEL ROUTINES AN EXTRA ROUND WAS PERFORMED BY ACCIDENT. THE FREAKSHOW FELT THEY HAD CLOSED OUT THE BATTLE WITH THIS CATAPULT FLIP THING...BUT THE BRICKHEADZ RESPONDED WITH THIS GROUP THREADING TECHNIQUE THAT WOULD MAKE ANY KNITTING KREW PROUD. BUT FREAKSHOW PROCLAIMED THAT THE LAST ROUTINE BY BRICKHEADZ SHOULD NOT HAVE COUNTED. THE JUDGES DECIDED THAT FREAKSHOW SHOULD DO ONE MORE ROUND...SO RAW SKELETON DID THIS CONTORTION MOVE THAT MADE HIM LOOK LIKE IF HE HAD FOUR ARMS AND THREE LEGS....THE DECISION WENT LIKE THIS: JUDGE EYESORE:TIE, JUDGE MALO: TIE AND JUDGE PHEONIX: BRICKS:
BRICKS HAD SLAYED THE FREAKSHOWTHE FINALS WERE SET: THE
BRICKHEADZ VS. ENI-YNOT...EVEN THOUGH THEY BOTH HAD JUST DEFEATED THE INVADERS FROM THE WEST, THE NIGHT WAS NOT DONE: THERE HAD TO BE A WINNER. AND SO THEY PUT THEIR ARMOR BACK ON OVER THEIR BLOOD SOAKED BODIES AND PREPARED FOR THE FINAL BATTLE.
JOLEE IS BACK ON TOP...HE IS A HUMAN YO-YO...A TRUE WEAPON INDEED...
Y-NOT IS A MONSTER...HE LOOKS LIKE AN MMA FIGHTER AND HE BATTLES LIKE ONE TO...THE
PREPPY JOLEE WAS BAD-ASS...HIS FOOTWORK AND BODY MOTION WERE EXCELLENT... NO ROUTINES NEEDED: THEIR SKILLZ WERE POUNDING ON THEIR OWN.
BUT THE BRICKS HAD TUNNEL VISION: THE CHAMPIONSHIP.
MAJIC GETS BETTER EVERY BATTLE...HE HAS SOMETHING NEW EVERY BATTLE...
EVOL IS BREATH TAKING...I HAVE NO DOUBT IN MY MIND HE WINDMILLS IN HIS SLEEP. AND FINALLY THERE IS
WAKA: THE MAN WITH OVER A THOUSAND MOVES...HE IS BUILT TO LAST...HE IS BUILT TO BREAK...AND BREAK HE DID.
THIS BATTLE WAS TAKEN TO OVERTIME. IT WAS THE PREPPY JOLEE VS. WAKA. PREPPY JOLEE CAME OUT WITH PRECISIONED FOOTWORK AND STYLE...BUT WAKA WAS DOING BACK HEAD FLIPS: DECISION
BRICKHEADZ.XXX-IBITION:NOW THATS WHAT I'M TAKING 'BOUT...
JOLEE VS. MIRAJ: SLOW BUT REALLY SINISTER & EVIL. THESE GUYS OBVIOUSLY WANT TO KILL EACH OTHER IN REAL LIFE.
YURI VS. YNOT: I'LL GIVE IT TO YNOT, BUT THAT WAS BEASTFUL ON BOTH ENDS.
J
OSH JONES VS. PARANOID ANDROID: IN THE REAL WORLD, IF SOMEBODY SPITS BLOOD IN YOUR FACE, THERE IS MORE BLOOD TO COME: WHEN PARANOID DID THAT TO JOSH...JOSH SIMPLY PROCEEDED TO ABSOLUTELY EMBARRASS HIM EVERY ROUND.
SHORTY VS. SHORTY: KNUCK IF YOU BUCK, RIGHT? WELL THEY DID...BUT AFTER ALL THE SPINNING, TURNING AND AERIAL ATTACKS ON BOTH ENDS: THIS IS STILL SHORTY BRICK'S WORLD, THE REST OF US ARE JUST LIVING IN IT.
REMEMBER THE NAME:GROUND HOGS ARE HERE: FINALLY MOWGLI, MICAH AND THE RABBI PUT TOGETHER A PERFORMANCE THAT MATCHES THEIR SKILLZ.
616 FROM GRAND RAPIDS: HARDCORE DUDES...CALL THEM OUT IF YOU DARE.
RHYNO FROM ROBOTS: THAT GUY GOTS GAME...A REAL LEADER OF A CREW THAT WILL START KILLING SOON.
HIDEKI FROM ROBOTS: ABSOLUTELY HAD ONE OF THE BEST ROUNDS OF THE NIGHT. AN ABSOLUTE DELIGHT TO WATCH.
INSTANT REPLAY: JUDGING IS HARD AS HELL...BUT I'LL BEG TO DIFFER WITH A FEW OF THE DECISIONS ON THIS NIGHT. THE FOLLOWING THREE GROUPS GOT ROBBED.
1.
STYLE'N UP FEATURING JFUNKY, WAYNE GRAVY AND TWIGGFRESH:WERE ABSOLUTELY ONE OF THE TOP 16 TEAMS OUT THERE. I ASKED EVERYBODY AROUND ME AND THEY WERE WONDERING WHY THEIR NAME WASN'T CALLED.
2.
CHICAGO TRIBE FEATURING AK, TORSION AND META: HOW DID THEY GET OMITTED OFF THE TOP 16?
3.
TRIBESMEN FEATURING VOODOO, BRAND1 AND THIS NEW GUY CALLED SNEEKS. R.....U......SERIOUS?
??
I UNDERSTAND NOT EVERYBODY CAN WIN, BUT THERE WERE ATLEAST 2 CREWS THAT MADE IT TO THE SWEET 16 THAT HAD NO BUSINESS BEING THERE. I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER THEIR NAMES...
MOMENTS IN TIME:
1. THOSE GIANT FREAKS: WITH A COMBINED WEIGHT OF OVER 900 POUNDS, THESE GUYS GAVE ME HOPE AND SCARED ME AT THE SAME TIME.
2. DARKO OF GSK DESTROYING THE FLOOR WHILE WARDANCE WAS BEING PLAYED.
3. MIKLO SPINNING WITHOUT LOSING HIS COWBOY HAT.
MUZAC:
I'LL BE HONEST, IT WAS HARD TO TELL WHO WAS PLAYING WHAT WHEN IT WAS BEING PLAYED...BUT OTHER THAN THE FACT THAT THE HALLOWEEN THEME WAS PLAYED LIKE EVERY HOUR ON THE HOUR...THE MUSIZ WAS ON POINT...
1. SHOUT OUTS TO WHO EVER PLAYED SKINNY PUPPY'S PRO-TEST. I'M AN OLD INDUSTRIAL HEAD AND I LOVE SKINNY PUPPY.
2. NICE JOB ON THE WU-CUTS...
3. NICE JOB ON THE SOUNTRACK INTROS...
SHOUT OUTS:
HEXSTAR: ANOTHER SUCCESS...TOO BAD HELLAWEEN IS ONLY ONCE A YEAR.
CRUMBLES: MAYBE NEXT TIME
BGIRL SOL: WOW...
BEAR SILVA: FRANCO, FRANCO, FRANCO, FRANCO...YOURE STILL THE OVERALL WINNER
PHAZE II: THE HOUSE IS ALWAYS BETTER WHEN YOU GUYS COME OUT TO PLAY.
SOUR NOTE: MASSIVE SHOUT OUTS AND LOVE TO MY
CROOKS...CJ WAS INJURED AND COULDN'T CONTINUE. ADVERSE AND AL GRANDE HELD IT DOWN TO THE ELITE 8..UNTIL THEY LOST TO ENI-YNOT. BUT THEY STILL MANAGED TO TAKE OUT THE GIANT FREAKS.
AND THATS THE BOTTOM LINE CUZ
ROLDARE SAID SO...
ROLDARE NATIONPS: DID ANYBODY NOTICE THE
MANSTORM CLONE ON SWIM TEAM KREW? IF YOU THINK
VOODOO AND SMILEY LOOKA ALIKE...AND YOU THINK
MOBY AND STYCHES LOOK ALIKE...WAIT TILL YOU SEE THESE GUYS....MANSTORM ACTUALLY THOUGHT THE OTHER GUY WAS HIMSELF...
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